carlos (dartini) wrote in martinithink,
carlos
dartini
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shot in my eye

::grabs a Corona::

::takes a shot of tequila::

::chug chug chug::

::burp::

Ok, umm...my question...

I have really sticky cum...REALLY STICKY cum...like my ex nicknamed it spiderman cum...it webs up when you wet it...I'm talking glue consistency...what the hell causes this and how can I make it more...runny?...it's also kinda bitter...like a trolli nightcrawler worm thing...I need something to sweeten up the deal...ALSO...amount...I wanna be like those porn stars...what the hell do they do to shoot all that shit...I mean...ok...I have really big nuts...and I know boys with smaller nuts than mine and they shoot and shoot and shoot...I don't shoot very little but I also don't coat myself in it...I just want MORE how do i do that?...PLEASE HELP...=)


~Carlos
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